up with the static & the radio

boysintheband: londonbird: arcady: 270. pete to screw it in one person to post about it at .org one person to post a link to their post at the_libertines twenty people to worry that pete is screwing lightbulbs recklessly and will die soon fourteen to defend pete’s lightbulb-screwing ways six to doubt that pete ever screwed the lightbulb in anyway thirty people to try and screw in the lightbulb just like pete, xx seven to post excerpts from distantly related babyshambles entries twenty five to have desperate msn conversations with each other about what repercussions the lightbulb-screwing holds forty five to write in to NME about pete screwing in a lightbulb an NME hack to write an article about pete screwing in a lightbulb twenty six people to complain about the NME article three people to request scans of the article because they live in barren wyoming farmland and can’t get NME andrew kendall to post a picture of pete screwing in a lightbulb fifty people to flip out over andrew kendall’s picture eight people to feel suicidal with grief twenty two people to join a community dedicated to discussion of pete and lightbulb changing nine people to write erotic fanfiction about pete, carl, and a faulty lightbulb From http://community.livejournal.com/the_libertines/83044.html or, if we’re just going to be nasty, how many libertines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, pete holds up the lightbulb and the world revolves around him. hehe, i’ve heard that same joke. but with Bono. I’m pretty sure the world would revolve around him.