xcriterionmasterx:likeahobbitinthespace
BEST MOVIE EVER. BEST CROSS-STITCH EVER.
The world needs more Campbell.
xcriterionmasterx:likeahobbitinthespace
BEST MOVIE EVER. BEST CROSS-STITCH EVER.
The world needs more Campbell.
Bruce and I. <3
older men just do me in lol
I am so jealous! That’s so cool that you met him. He is like my *god*. Haha.
fuckyeahbruce-campbell: cheesepancakes: 5. Chuck Norris fights humans. Bruce Campbell fights the supernatural. 4. Why use fists when you have a chainsaw for a hand and a boomstick? 3. Bruce Campbell breathes coolness when he talks. Example: Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash (Bruce Campbell): Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town. or even better: Fan: You’re Bruce Campbell! Bruce Campbell: Somebody has to be. 2. Bruce Campbell was in The Evil Dead movies. Nuff said. and the number 1 reason why Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris is: 1. Bruce Campbell’s movies are supposed to have that cheesiness to them.
Top 5 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell is Better Than Chuck Norris
‘Evil Dead II’Directed by: Sam RaimiProduced by: Robert Tapert, Alex De Benedetti, Irvin Shapiro, Bruce CampbellWritten by: Sam Raimi, and Scott SpiegelStarring: Bruce CampbellReleased in 1987WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN—
My thoughts exactly!
YESSSSSS
I was having a bad day, but then I saw this and now I feel better. <3
#20—Drag Me to Hell
The moral of the story is that women shouldn’t be ambitious in the workplace, because if they try, they’ll be damned to suffer eternally.
Dear Sam Raimi: not enough Bruce Campbell, too much cockroach-laden projectile vomit.
Haha! I liked the film, but this is a great summation.
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True story. My friend saw him once and went, “Hey you’re Bruce Campbell!” He dramatically took off his glasses and said, “Somebody’s gotta be.”
Heh!
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