I did it. I actually did it. I got a U2 tattoo.
A lemon in a space helmet…also known as, the ‘zoobaby’.
Last night we were having dinner with the President of America and Bono made a joke that I was “the edgy one.” Everyone laughed, even Adam and Larry. Even the President of America. Even his wife. I bent my spoon in half and had to hide it under my napkin. The President of America asked, “Not enjoying the soup?” and when I said nothing his wife said, “Quiet, dear … you’re putting him ‘on edge’” and everyone laughed again, hard, and I wished the earth would implode upon itself like a neutron star and suck me screaming into the eternal void.
On the new tour, Bono has us wearing giant heads. It has something to do with being pop stars. Inside my giant head, I cannot breathe. Also, they are heavy. And hot. And behind us onstage is a giant screen and I look up through the eyeholes in my giant head and see my giant head on the giant screen and I just want to tear the thing from my body and stamp it to bits on the stage, then crank all my pedals and smash my guitar against my amp, drowning out Bono’s caterwauling in a wall of feedback, and then just run and run and run and run. Hope you’re enjoying the new Jaguar.
I accidentally fell on the “Create another blog” button today.
Not sure what happened. Passed out, and when I finally woke up noticed that suddenly The Edge now has his very own Tumblrlog.
Oh yeah, and if anyone wants to help contribute to the
tumblr genius that is “The Edge”, lemme know on Twitter or LJ. >___> <___<
um, yeah. my mind is way too dirty for this.
The Edge & Billie Joe Armstrong
Photographer: The Edge
Christ, the man takes pictures of towels and I still admire his pictures. They are strangely Edge-ish.
….and i jizzed in my pants.
Regardless of whether or not you agree (I kinda do, kinda don’t) with the guitarists they chose to “represent” their particular era, you have to admit that this is going to be amazing.
Just seeing The Edge and Jack White in the same room kind of gives me a girl boner. Not gonna lie.
Jack Black + The Edge + Mos Def(?)