Top 5 Reasons Why Bruce Campbell is Better Than Chuck Norris
5. Chuck Norris fights humans. Bruce Campbell fights the supernatural.
4. Why use fists when you have a chainsaw for a hand and a boomstick?
3. Bruce Campbell breathes coolness when he talks. Example:
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash (Bruce Campbell): Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.
or even better:
Fan: You’re Bruce Campbell!
Bruce Campbell: Somebody has to be.
2. Bruce Campbell was in The Evil Dead movies. Nuff said.
and the number 1 reason why Bruce Campbell is better than Chuck Norris is:
1. Bruce Campbell’s movies are supposed to have that cheesiness to them.